F*** You.

Well, there are worse places in Africa than Malongo. I have just discovered one of them. Where? An offshore 'Accomodation Barge' called Olympia. Why the fuck they called it Olympia I will never know. It should be called The Atlantic Asshole...or better yet just call it Shit. This place is worse than hell. And to think...I am here VOLUNTARILY to learn extra services. Who has rocks in their head? Thas right Julie does. I am skipping a bbq in Malongo as well...I am hoping karma points kick in and their food tastes like turd sandwiches for cooking it without me. Bite me. When I boarded the 'Smelly-Copter' this afternoon and was hit on by the Angolan pilot, I knew this would be an interesting trip. Aren't you glad you have a person like me in your life? To go through all these random mucked up experiences so that you can enjoy the stories that come from it? You should be, or you are an asshole.

As Lyndsay so kindly helped me remember...I am adding two more to the list of phrases to 'bring back' into everyone's vocab....

1. Ninja Drunk...like it, love it..definately need to get that way more often. Lyndsay and I have a 'Ninja Drunk' playdate for our 'alter egos' during the holiday season. Look out world, you are in for a fucking disaster.

2. One Hot Mess...or just Hot Mess for short. I was using this quite a bit to describe myself this summer. Example: I got Ninja Drunk one night whilst on vacation and then was a hot mess for the rest of the weekend. Said Hot mess included me sleeping ON THE FLOOR of a ferry...no further details will be revealed to protect the lives of the innocent.

Thank you pretty lady for reminding me of those 'terms' and helping me to re-instate them in my life and the lives of those around me.

I am going to go and fully enjoy my experience out here on Shit. Til When?

Besos,

Julz